KCSR Bag Of Crap Drawing- Round I - ENTER NOW

[dlove]

KCSR BAG OF CRAP CONTEST

It costs $5 to enter. You Paypal me the money and at the end of the week, we'll select an individual (or individuals depending on how much money we raise) AT RANDOM to receive a box of some of the most ridiculous shit I can find for sale at Amazon. The gift will include mostly weird shit, like a real bag of crap, but we'll toss in a few gifts that will definitely make this worth your while. Just want to add that this is not just a bag of crap. If you are selected, you will be getting at least one valuable prize.

READ ALL THESE POINTS.

- You must have over 500 post to enter
- You can only enter in once per drawing. $5. One entry. Period.
- Previous winners may not enter.
- Per site rules, staff may not enter
- We have John's/KW's approval and they have access to both the email account and paypal account we setup.
- We will send you anything we can find on Amazon. No restrictions. If you don't want to explain to your mom why a box of dildos arrived at your doorstep, don't enter.
- Just to be clear, you aren't guaranteed to get anything when you enter. One person (or multiple people) will take home everything.
- Donations from anyone, for any amount are allowed.

YOU MUST SEND THE $5 AS A GIFT, AND INCLUDE YOUR SCREEN NAME WITH A SHIPPING ADDRESS. DO NOT SEND IT AS PAYMENT FOR AN ITEM. IF YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOU DO THIS, I WILL REFUND YOU THE MONEY AND YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS DRAWING AND ALL FUTURE DRAWINGS.



PAYPAL- closed




This round will end July 28, 2010 at 10:00 AM. The crap will be all ordered by no later than July 30th with an expected delivery during the first week of August.

Confirmed Members
buttdart
The Lox
Karlen
MO.3G
e.
Mantooth
Ryanb
Tragic Herro
Ricerking13
snm95ls
baker
mr.neg
fergburg
WheaMyRyceGo


DONT BE LIKE THESE GUYS
Spiffy
BryanW203

[spyde25]

1000 plus posts, come on not all of us can be JDLM

[roman.GSR]

How many do I have?

Edit: Sweet 4k+

[dlove]

1000 plus posts, come on not all of us can be JDLM

I will work with dropping the limit to 500 post from 1000 and see how it goes for this round. No lower.

:cheers:

[Hibidi-Shibidi]

are prizes picked prior to the the winner or are prizes bought after the winner is chosen?

[spyde25]

I will work with dropping the limit to 500 post from 1000 and see how it goes for this round. No lower.

:cheers:

Or just say no 10s, but i think the 500 should cover it.

[dlove]

are prizes picked prior to the the winner or are prizes bought after the winner is chosen?

While I have a general idea of random stuff I have already found. I want to "somewhat" personalize the gifts, while keeping this as bias and random as possible. Example being if sushi was to win (he can't being he is staff) I would most likely throw in a vuvuzela along with other random stuff.

[duttbart]

anthony, you have sent $5.00 USD to kcsr.

[TWEETY]

Would Thick be a good candidate as a recipient of the "Bag of Crap"

[Paean]

I really hope that people have fun with this, as it certainly has potential.


A big "Thank You" goes to dlove and Gunnar for organizing this :worship:

[JDLM]

Interesting idea may have to partake

[Sparticus95]

you should include a balance or number of tickets sold in the top post.

[dlove]

you should include a balance or number of tickets sold in the top post.

it is. At the bottom of my post. Any donations over $5 will be noted

[The Lox]

Brett, you have sent $5.00 USD to kcsr.

My only question is this, what is the value of this BOC? Is it whatever the number of people sign up end up funding, or is set at $20 or something? I could care less, just curious..

[Sparticus95]

Also curious, how are you going to draw the name?

[Karlen]

So the prizes are based off who wins? So if you and Gunnar dont like who wins they get the box of dildo's?

[The Lox]

For fucks sake guys, its $5 bucks, who cares. I just wanted to know the value of the shit I am going to win...

[Karlen]

Oh people are just curious. I'll send the money in a bit.

[duttbart]

For fucks sake guys, its $5 bucks, who cares. I just wanted to know the value of the shit I am going to win...value....bag of crap....

i don't care if it's only 'worth' $2....the VALUE could be higher depending upon how creative they get.

i think it's a great idea.

it's sort of like a white elephant gift exchange.

[dlove]

Overall prizes will be biased. I will work in a more personalized gift when possible to go along with the overall prizes.

I'm looking for worth while items near $100, and random items anything less than that.

[BryanW203]

In

[tau]

:(

[dlove]

:(

Maybe we could do a staff only drawing. :shock:

[tau]

ha, if that happened, it'd have to be like $1 minimum for entry instead of $5.

[Spiffy]

Ethan, you have sent $5.00 USD to kcsr.

[dlove]

updated the first post :ryan:

[Scooby24]

What's this horseshit about staff not being able to play?! Why do we always get fucked out of the cool stuff?!

Damnit I'm taking my ball and going home.

[spyde25]

This recipient is currently unable to receive money.

[dlove]

This recipient is currently unable to receive money.

Give me a little bit to get the details on paypal end worked out. The account threw up a flag when $5 was sent as a payment.


sorry for the delay everyone. If people would read the instructions posted we wouldn't have this problem.

I just got off the phone with paypal and they are clearing everything up. Hold your money till further notice. They said up to 24 hours.

[WheaMyRyceGo]

Aw fuck. I was about to send the money. This has potential.

[Spiffy]

Hey, it's not my fault I'm illiterate.

Step off, lemme know if you need more monies.

[e.]

BAN for Spiffy and BrianW!

[The Lox]

Hey, it's not my fault I'm illiterate.

Step off, lemme know if you need more monies.

Yeah, yeah it is, it was bolded in the fucking instructions, GD this is KCSR, you are supposed to read the whole thread, then comment...

[BryanW203]

Yeah, yeah it is, it was bolded in the fucking instructions, GD this is KCSR, you are supposed to read the whole thread, then comment...

FALSE YOUR RONG - COMMANT, USE WRONG GRAMMAR, BACKTRACK, THEN READ POST - THAT IS THE WAY OF THE KCSR

[BryanW203]

Give me a little bit to get the details on paypal end worked out. The account threw up a flag when $5 was sent as a payment.


sorry for the delay everyone. If people would read the instructions posted we wouldn't have this problem.

I just got off the phone with paypal and they are clearing everything up. Hold your money till further notice. They said up to 24 hours.

http://www.kcsr.org/signaturepics/sigpic2393_5.gif

[Spiffy]

BAN for Spiffy and BrianW!

Don't you know who we are bitch. We'll straight fuck your world up.

Let us play, let us win.

[black_s2k]

So will this be a one time thing? or will there be more of these?

[e.]

Don't you know who we are bitch. We'll straight fuck your world up.

Let us play, let us win.

If I don't know who you are, you're obviously not bro enough to play.

You can't fuck a bros world up either.

BAN still stands!

[duttbart]

i like my chances!!

[Spiffy]

If I don't know who you are, you're obviously not bro enough to play.

You can't fuck a bros world up either.

BAN still stands!
I'm about to give you a brogasm broseph Mussolini.

Wait for it.

[The Lox]

i like my chances!!

Flip for it?

[dlove]

This recipient is currently unable to receive money.

Aw fuck. I was about to send the money. This has potential.

The account is back open.

So will this be a one time thing? or will there be more of these?

The plan is to have multiple rounds.


This is back in action. Sorry for the delay. Remember to send the money as a GIFT.

[Spiffy]

So are bryan and I good?

[Karlen]

So are bryan and I good?

No twat waffle, you dicked it all up. Way to go.

[MO.3G]

Michael, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

This should be fun :thumbsup:

*edit* ahhh crap I forgot to add my SN and Address, I'll PM ya

[BryanW203]

So are bryan and I good?

Its not like we'd win anyway.:lolg:

[e.]

Michael, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

This should be fun :thumbsup:

*edit* ahhh crap I forgot to add my SN and Address, I'll PM ya

Erick, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

I did the same thing, lol. Right after I clicked, I'm just like ahhh shit.

[dlove]

list updated

[Mantooth]

This will be interesting.:lol:

[dlove]

This will be interesting.:lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Fizzy-Colors-Count/dp/B000AA5VM2/ref=pd_sim_bt_5_img

[KansasRSX]

http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Fizzy-Colors-Count/dp/B000AA5VM2/ref=pd_sim_bt_5_img

I've got a kid, so if I win can I get those too?:mrgreen:

[dlove]

I've got a kid, so if I win can I get those too?:mrgreen:

http://www.amazon.com/Learning-Carpets-LC-104-City/sim/B000F3O1LG/1/ref=pd_sexpl_esi

[Mantooth]

http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Fizzy-Colors-Count/dp/B000AA5VM2/ref=pd_sim_bt_5_img:lolg::lolg::lolg:

[ryanb]

My 5 dollars has at least allowed me to increase my post count by one.

[Spiffy]

Its not like we'd win anyway.:lolg:

Not now after we dun fucked errryting awl up.

[Tragic Herro]

Monies sent.

[dlove]

good deal. list updated

[Ricerking13]

Did it... If I win I'll send you the shipping address... I forgot to include it.

Great idea!

[ryanb]

Did it... If I win I'll send you the shipping address... I forgot to include it.

Great idea!

Yikes me too. I expect Gunnar to hand deliver anyway. : )

[snm95ls]

Nick , you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

Haha. Great idea guys.

[dlove]

Did it... If I win I'll send you the shipping address... I forgot to include it.

Great idea!

PM it to me know. I probably wont announce the winner till they say something showed up at their house.

Nick , you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

Haha. Great idea guys.

thanks

Yikes me too. I expect Gunnar to hand deliver anyway. : )

I'm going to try and send it all from amazon if I can

[WheaMyRyceGo]

Ill be sending over my payment soon =D

[baker]

Ryan, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek

[dlove]

Ryan, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek

list updated


Just want to add that this is not just a bag of crap. If you are selected, you will be getting at least one valuable prize.

[Spiffy]

Ryan, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek

Couldn't you have left $5 on the night stand?

[dlove]

Couldn't you have left $5 on the night stand?

he tried. I denied.

[bks84]

Brian, you have sent $10.00 USD to derek.

:skep:

[dlove]

Brian, you have sent $10.00 USD to derek.

:skep:

awesome. got you both!

[WheaMyRyceGo]

Tien, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

[dlove]

Tien, you have sent $5.00 USD to derek.

updated

[BryanW203]

Bryan you have recieved a $5.00 refund From Derek!

:lolg:

I already won bitches!

[dlove]

Winner picked.

The only details I'm giving:

1 random winner
3 items
$77 worth of items. I threw in the last $7
1 awesome gift
1 good gift
1 gag gift

Items have already been ordered and are set to deliver on August 2nd.

Thanks for playing. I just ask the winner to take picks when they receive the items.

[WheaMyRyceGo]

I hope I won :smile:

[MO.3G]

1 out of 14 chance of getting it! :cheers: Also, whoever does get it better frickin take some pics.

[The Lox]

WTF, who is the WINNA?

[dlove]

Find out the 2nd, when something shows up to the winner

[The Lox]

Find out the 2nd, when something shows up to the winner

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/fd-1aa65c2cda/louis_c_k_suck_a_bag_of_dicks/

[Zerski]

i have some old fishing rods and mulch in a tube

[Black-Top]

so who won this shit?

[duttbart]

out for delivery today?!
tracking number!

[WheaMyRyceGo]

Yeah... who won?!?!??

[dlove]

I will give you a hint. The winner posted in this thread.

[snm95ls]

Today is August 2...

Nothing here yet.

:lol2:

[WheaMyRyceGo]

I will give you a hint. The winner posted in this thread.

Lol. Everyone who entered posted in this thread. You jerk!

[duttbart]

Lol. Everyone who entered posted in this thread. You jerk!
nothing gets past you!

[dlove]

Amazon shows two packages. One from ky and one from nv. When I'm not on my phone I will look into the current details of the package locations. Both are coming usps

[MO.3G]

Nothing showing up at my door :dunno:

[Karlen]

He already said if it said I won he'd skip me. So I know I didnt.

[The Lox]

Well I am not at home, so if the package comes I am going to have some explaining to do to my wife. God only knows whats in the box...

[Ricerking13]

Home with no package :-(

[dlove]

Ship Carrier: USPS
Tracking Number: 9102901001299140892760
Status: In transit
Order #: 102-3938784-9450609
Shipment Date: July 30, 2010
Destination: OLATHE, KS, US
Estimated Arrival: August 5, 2010






Track your package

Date Time Location Event Details
August 2, 2010 03:07:30 PM Fedex Smartpost Kansas City KS US Arrival Scan
July 30, 2010 04:41:00 PM US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

Ship Carrier: USPS
Tracking Number: 9102901001297116368042
Status: In transit
Order #: 102-3938784-9450609
Shipment Date: July 29, 2010
Destination: OLATHE, KS, US
Estimated Arrival: August 6, 2010






Track your package

Date Time Location Event Details
July 29, 2010 11:14:31 PM Fernley NV US Your package is currently in transit. You will not see any tracking updates for the next 5 days.
July 29, 2010 11:14:00 PM US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

another hint. This post will narrow out a few people.

[snm95ls]

Hooooooolathe means it isn't me.

:lol2:

[bks84]

Hooooooolathe means it isn't me.

:lol2:

Same here.


I'm filing a dispute! :lolg:

[Mantooth]

YES!!!!!!111ONE

[e.]

If I won, there won't be any pictures for a little while, I moved up to Manhattan and won't go back to Olathe for at least another week or so.

[dlove]

If I won, there won't be any pictures for a little while, I moved up to Manhattan and won't go back to Olathe for at least another week or so.

fuuuuuuck. Well I will break the news then. You won.

Here are the prizes-

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001SJVU24/ref=oss_product

Seagate Expansion 250 GB USB 2.0 Portable External Hard Drive

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ve4HMdBaL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Z7GCRS/ref=oss_product

The AMAZING 95 LED Aluminum Flashlight

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11S8EJcDRAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IV5I1G/ref=oss_product

Doc Johnson Pop Rox Anal Beads

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21RIrKmQUOL._AA300_.jpg

[Ricerking13]

Damn that's awesome... I are jealous

[WheaMyRyceGo]

LOL You better put those anal beads to good use.

[Mantooth]

My $5 was well spent.

:thumbsup:

[dlove]

i bet e. doesn't even look back at this thread till next week lol

[e.]

lol. That hard drive and flashlight might get some good use.

Maybe LJ could use those beads after getting fucked this month already. Or maybe me and my roommates can get a girl drunk enough to use them.

[Ricerking13]

lol. That hard drive and flashlight might get some good use.

Maybe LJ could use those beads after getting fucked this month already. Or maybe me and my roommates can get a girl drunk enough to use them.

Bwahahaha, quote of the day.

[realdiehl]

e. is my AE.

I won.

[e.]

e. is my AE.

I won.

:10: :skep:

Thanks a lot dlove, I'll post some real pics once I go back home. Should be...interesting bringing that back to my apartment. :lolg:

[realdiehl]

:10: :skep:

:ryan:

[EA]

Awesome prizes..... Awesome game..... Go Dlove!

[Ricerking13]

Awesome prizes..... Awesome game..... Go Dlove!

This.

[duttbart]

i would be willing to coordinate (or help coordinate) the next round.

[Ricerking13]

I would like to propose that you get your name in the drawing one time for EACH time you play...

It would encourage people to keep playing...

Example if everyone who played last time plays again plus 5 new people, there will be 31 possible winners.

13 people from before (e. can not win again) each with 2 chances to win.

plus

5 newbs with one chance to win.

This system only works if you are actually drawing names versus any other method.

[baker]

I would like to propose that you get your name in the drawing one time for EACH time you play...

It would encourage people to keep playing...

Example if everyone who played last time plays again plus 5 new people, there will be 31 possible winners.

13 people from before (e. can not win again) each with 2 chances to win.

plus

5 newbs with one chance to win.

This system only works if you are actually drawing names versus any other method.

each person would have to throw in $5 bucks again, and if you only did 5 new people the pot would only be 25 bucks

pretty much was everyone threw in money to a big pot, and that pot bought the gift

[Ricerking13]

Well of course everyone would throw in $5 again... the extra chance to win is what keeps the "losers" coming back, and those debating to get in to get in early because they can keep increasing their chances...

maybe it's too complicated, I dunno.

[e.]

Well of course everyone would throw in $5 again... the extra chance to win is what keeps the "losers" coming back, and those debating to get in to get in early because they can keep increasing their chances...

maybe it's too complicated, I dunno.

I understand what you're saying, but that's not going to want to make me play again lol.

Maybe if you win it, you can play again but you become a "newb" and only get your name in the hat once, opposed to the others who have their name in the hat twice.

[dlove]

i would be willing to coordinate (or help coordinate) the next round.
It ended up just being me doing everything. I really only need help with picking gifts. With that said I'm open to letting anyone submit gift ideas. The ideas would have to be submitted to me and you would be withdrawn from the current round.


I understand what you're saying, but that's not going to want to make me play again lol.

Maybe if you win it, you can play again but you become a "newb" and only get your name in the hat once, opposed to the others who have their name in the hat twice.

I like that idea, with the addition of yours. I will have to throw up a poll and see what the general public wants.

[duttbart]

It ended up just being me doing everything. I really only need help with picking gifts. With that said I'm open to letting anyone submit gift ideas. The ideas would have to be submitted to me and you would be withdrawn from the current round.

i'm an amazon prime member so i wouldn't mind arranging the shipping portion etc.

[dlove]

i'm an amazon prime member so i wouldn't mind arranging the shipping portion etc.
any benefits to that? Currently I just get items that are free shipping.


ps any pictures yet? I show items delivered on the 3rd and the 4th

[e.]

any benefits to that? Currently I just get items that are free shipping.


ps any pictures yet? I show items delivered on the 3rd and the 4th

The boxes are sitting in my room in Olathe. Will have some pics Thursday when I go home. :thumbsup:

[FUBAR]

:dunno:

Pics or ban.

[The Lox]

:dunno:

Pics or ban.

How bout a ban for you, he posted pics a while back in a separate thread..

[dlove]

fyi. I plan to start the next one around next weekend If I get a chance