25 year old man beats 71 year old woman/attempts rape, gets beat down... - KCSR

High Mileage · 2010-12-15, 04:48 AM

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Alleged Assailant Gets Panned
John Green - The Hutchinson News

A man accused of attempting to rape an elderly Hutchinson woman in her home on Saturday spent several days in the hospital after the woman knocked him unconscious with a frying pan.

Kevin Scott Funderburk, 25, made a first appearance Tuesday via video-camera before Reno County Magistrate Randy McEwen. Funderburk was jailed on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property.

When asked if he had any thing to say about his bond, Funderburk, who was wearing a neck brace, said no and McEwen left his bond at $55,200.

“He talked his way into the residence of the victim, a 71-year-old female, under the guise he was homeless and had nowhere to go,” said detective Sgt. John Moore. “He was drunk and said he didn’t want trouble with the police,”.

In the home, he then allegedly attacked the woman, held her down and attempted to rape her, Moore said. The woman fought him off, however. During the struggle, she was reportedly injured and property damaged, resulting in the other potential charges.

“She was fighting for her life,” Moore said. “She beat him down with a frying pan.”

Police responded to the home on East Fourth shortly before 7 a.m. Saturday.

“When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house,” Moore said. “He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp.”

Funderburk, who last had a Newton address, was homeless and had been staying with different people in Hutchinson, Moore said. He is also being held on a warrant seeking extradition to California, though Moore didn’t know on what charges.

After his release from the hospital, he was brought back to the Reno County Jail and charged with attempted rape, aggravated battery, and criminal damage. Bond was set at 55-thousand, 250-dollars and he’ll be back in court once formal charges are filed.*

Funderburk is no stranger to the law having served time for convictions out of Harvey County for burglary and aggravated battery. He was also convicted of violating a protection from abuse order in that county as well. He was released from prison on parole here in Hutchinson back in August.

The article leaves out a few details. He asked to use the bathroom, when he came out he was "exposed", she told him to leave and that's when he attacked. He hit her several times, and bit her arms and face. They also found his underwear outside near the front door.

Anybody know how to find out the details on his warrant from California? I tried Google, but came up with nothing, except that he's from Yuba City.

Immaculate · 2010-12-15, 04:53 AM

Amazing. Should have been a .38 though the idea of word spreading in prison and him experiencing what he tried to put her through is a rather flattering form of justice in this case.

High Mileage · 2010-12-15, 04:57 AM

Before...

After...

Immaculate · 2010-12-15, 04:58 AM

High Mileage · 2010-12-15, 05:07 AM

I figured I would add that this woman is my Grandmother. My ONLY living Grandparent. Now obviously she shouldn't have let him in the house, but my Grandmother is extremely old fashioned (no cable, cell phone, vehicle, etc.) and unfortunately naive to the shit people are capable of in todays world.

The reason she opened the door is because she thought it was my cousin, who does resemble this freak. Same hair color, cut, height, etc.

Nick B · 2010-12-15, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by High Mileage

I figured I would add that this woman is my Grandmother. My ONLY living Grandparent. Now obviously she shouldn't have let him in the house, but my Grandmother is extremely old fashioned (no cable, cell phone, vehicle, etc.) and unfortunately naive to the shit people are capable of in todays world.

The reason she opened the door is because she thought it was my cousin, who does resemble this freak. Same hair color, cut, height, etc.

shit just got real

hope she is doing okay

either that or i just got baited by a troll, i'm not sure which..

Kyle H · 2010-12-15, 07:28 AM

Thats awesome. Well not that your grandma almost got raped but that she beat the hell out of that guy. Thumbs up to her, and hopefully shes doing alright.

GKV · 2010-12-15, 07:31 AM

That was an unexpected turn to this thread. Props to your grandma for defending herself and I hope she recovers well both physically and mentally.

stevo8 · 2010-12-15, 07:36 AM

After living in Hutch for 2 years, I can't say I was surprised. Lots of late teens, early 20 something roaming around all tweaked out doing this kind of shit. Glad to hear the lady is doing alright and defended herself as much as possible. I have a lot of family remaining in Hutch and they refuse to believe that it's become a shithole of a town. Whenever I said something about people my age all being meth heads and trouble makers I was told I was a pessimist!

redhot916spd · 2010-12-15, 08:45 AM

definately needed a lead injection for this patient

MACHINE · 2010-12-15, 09:04 AM

lul @ funderburk

BryanW203 · 2010-12-15, 09:19 AM

Whoa! Serious thread is serious. Glad she is ok and glad she beat the shit out of that scum.

Ricerking13 · 2010-12-15, 11:15 AM

Holy crap... amazing woman your grandma... I do think it's time to teach how much more effective a S&W 38sp is when compared to a frying pan though.

**Timothy Leary** · 2010-12-15, 11:15 AM

Take your grandma out for a beer. she deserves 9.

MACHINE · 2010-12-15, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonzaisushi

Take your grandma out for a beer. she deserves 9.

this.

**JohnnyBravo** · 2010-12-15, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonzaisushi

Take your grandma out for a beer. she deserves 9.

I'm driving to Hutch and taking his grandma out for a beer. And getting her autograph.

LSCobra · 2010-12-15, 11:22 AM

Pozzed you for your Grandma!

She is one hell of a lady. Tell her we think she is a badass!

BTW, that fuckstick looks like a fucking pervert fuck. Fuck him. I hope he likes assrape.

MFE · 2010-12-15, 01:23 PM

LOL...looks like she clocked him at least twice

Black-Top · 2010-12-15, 03:15 PM

that dude is soooo fucked (literally) when he gets to jail...

rapists get treated bad enough, but someone who tried, failed, and subsequently got his ass handed to him by a 71 yr old lady?

sooo fucked

apryl · 2010-12-15, 03:46 PM

wow...that scumbag should be shot down by firing squad; what kind of a sick twisted bastard would attempt to do something like that? Hope your grandma is better soon.

**baker** · 2010-12-15, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by apryl

wow...that scumbag should be shot down by firing squad; what kind of a sick twisted bastard would attempt to do something like that? Hope your grandma is better soon.

he should be ass raped by an old man

apryl · 2010-12-15, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baker

he should be ass raped by an old man

maybe stick the shotgun up there and blow him up from the inside.
ick.

High Mileage · 2010-12-15, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick B

shit just got real

hope she is doing okay

either that or i just got baited by a troll, i'm not sure which..

She's doing okay. Her face is pretty hammered ok her left side, and she's got some broken ribs.

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Originally Posted by stevo8

After living in Hutch for 2 years, I can't say I was surprised. Lots of late teens, early 20 something roaming around all tweaked out doing this kind of shit. Glad to hear the lady is doing alright and defended herself as much as possible. I have a lot of family remaining in Hutch and they refuse to believe that it's become a shithole of a town. Whenever I said something about people my age all being meth heads and trouble makers I was told I was a pessimist!

Sounds about right to me. We've tried to get her to move up here to Salina, but she's lived in the same house for the last 30 years, pretty set in her ways and such.

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Originally Posted by Black-Top

that dude is soooo fucked (literally) when he gets to jail...

rapists get treated bad enough, but someone who tried, failed, and subsequently got his ass handed to him by a 71 yr old lady?

sooo fucked

My cousin knows a lot of the undesirable meth head types mentioned above who are currently in Reno County Jail, so the word is already out.

Just to give some insight into the character of my Grandma, she was PRAYING for this fuck to make it through! He was in critical/intensive care at first, and my Grandma reasoned that he is someone's Son, someone's Grandson. Blows my fucking mind...

Grandma for reference...

woodstock · 2010-12-15, 04:20 PM

Badass! I vote we all buy your Grandma a beer... or a bunch of frying pans. Maybe a doberman?

Soooo glad she's ok! What a fucking creepy/scary ordeal!

Black-Top · 2010-12-15, 04:23 PM

i say we buy her a white chinchilla, i hear they can be vicious

2010-12-15, 04:53 AM	#2
Immaculate Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Painting picket fences red with the American dream Posts: 28,874 Post Thanks / Like	Amazing. Should have been a .38 though the idea of word spreading in prison and him experiencing what he tried to put her through is a rather flattering form of justice in this case. __________________ "Government is a disease masquerading as it's own cure" ~ Robert LaFevre "Before him he carries noise, and behind him he leaves tears: Death, that dark spirit, in his nervy arm doth lie; Which, being advanced, declines, and then men die" The Tragedy of Coriolanus. Shakespeare

2010-12-15, 04:58 AM	#4
Immaculate Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Painting picket fences red with the American dream Posts: 28,874 Post Thanks / Like	__________________ "Government is a disease masquerading as it's own cure" ~ Robert LaFevre "Before him he carries noise, and behind him he leaves tears: Death, that dark spirit, in his nervy arm doth lie; Which, being advanced, declines, and then men die" The Tragedy of Coriolanus. Shakespeare

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Ricerking13 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 48,717 Post Thanks / Like	Holy crap... amazing woman your grandma... I do think it's time to teach how much more effective a S&W 38sp is when compared to a frying pan though. __________________ 2013 Chrysler 300

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Timothy Leary Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 50,464 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 93 Thanks (Received): 237 Likes (Given): 177 Likes (Received): 1356 Dislikes (Given): 10 Dislikes (Received): 24	Take your grandma out for a beer. she deserves 9. __________________ 2013 Orange as Fuck FRS

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High Mileage Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Salina, KS Posts: 9,300 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 57 Thanks (Received): 24 Likes (Given): 194 Likes (Received): 106 Dislikes (Given): 140 Dislikes (Received): 19	I figured I would add that this woman is my Grandmother. My ONLY living Grandparent. Now obviously she shouldn't have let him in the house, but my Grandmother is extremely old fashioned (no cable, cell phone, vehicle, etc.) and unfortunately naive to the shit people are capable of in todays world. The reason she opened the door is because she thought it was my cousin, who does resemble this freak. Same hair color, cut, height, etc.

2010-12-15, 07:28 AM	#7
Kyle H Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Steel City Posts: 34,309 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 45 Thanks (Received): 68 Likes (Given): 279 Likes (Received): 545 Dislikes (Given): 6 Dislikes (Received): 21	Thats awesome. Well not that your grandma almost got raped but that she beat the hell out of that guy. Thumbs up to her, and hopefully shes doing alright.

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GKV Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,089 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 8 Thanks (Received): 3 Likes (Given): 18 Likes (Received): 23 Dislikes (Given): 5 Dislikes (Received): 0	That was an unexpected turn to this thread. Props to your grandma for defending herself and I hope she recovers well both physically and mentally.

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stevo8 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 3,455 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 43 Thanks (Received): 80 Likes (Given): 73 Likes (Received): 697 Dislikes (Given): 15 Dislikes (Received): 21	After living in Hutch for 2 years, I can't say I was surprised. Lots of late teens, early 20 something roaming around all tweaked out doing this kind of shit. Glad to hear the lady is doing alright and defended herself as much as possible. I have a lot of family remaining in Hutch and they refuse to believe that it's become a shithole of a town. Whenever I said something about people my age all being meth heads and trouble makers I was told I was a pessimist!

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redhot916spd Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,328 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 3 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0	definately needed a lead injection for this patient

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LSCobra Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,586 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 34 Thanks (Received): 55 Likes (Given): 491 Likes (Received): 430 Dislikes (Given): 7 Dislikes (Received): 6	Pozzed you for your Grandma! She is one hell of a lady. Tell her we think she is a badass! BTW, that fuckstick looks like a fucking pervert fuck. Fuck him. I hope he likes assrape. __________________

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MFE Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Filling your mirrors Posts: 5,963 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 18 Thanks (Received): 146 Likes (Given): 52 Likes (Received): 597 Dislikes (Given): 2 Dislikes (Received): 8	LOL...looks like she clocked him at least twice

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Black-Top Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 9,861 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 7 Likes (Given): 2 Likes (Received): 65 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 7	that dude is soooo fucked (literally) when he gets to jail... rapists get treated bad enough, but someone who tried, failed, and subsequently got his ass handed to him by a 71 yr old lady? sooo fucked __________________ www.iheart785.blogspot.com

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apryl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: KC Posts: 392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 2 Thanks (Received): 7 Likes (Given): 65 Likes (Received): 39 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 1	wow...that scumbag should be shot down by firing squad; what kind of a sick twisted bastard would attempt to do something like that? Hope your grandma is better soon.

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woodstock Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lee's Summit, MO Posts: 358 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 5 Thanks (Received): 2 Likes (Given): 2 Likes (Received): 5 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0	Badass! I vote we all buy your Grandma a beer... or a bunch of frying pans. Maybe a doberman? Soooo glad she's ok! What a fucking creepy/scary ordeal! __________________

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Black-Top Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 9,861 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 7 Likes (Given): 2 Likes (Received): 65 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 7	i say we buy her a white chinchilla, i hear they can be vicious __________________ www.iheart785.blogspot.com