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Old 2011-01-04, 11:59 PM   #1
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my pick is definitely Bonita Flats... $2 drinks and $10 dances...

What are yours?...

I used to love diamond joes but it's closing and well since the law passed it sucks...

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when you taking me to bonita flats?


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Normally we go to the out house, but I like bazokas because it is pretty nice. I however don't like the area and every time I am down there I wish I had a CCW.
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I go EVERY week... usually monday nights... if you're serious then I will happily take you with me the next time I go...
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Ive only been to Bazookas a couple times...Might have to try this Bonita Flats
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Vegas titty bars suck compared to Bazooka's so far .... The one time I went there EVERY chick was hot. Then again, that was almost 4 years ago.
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My sister-in-law works at dj's. Said after the law she pretty much stopped making money. Think January 18th is the last day they are open.
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My sister-in-law works at dj's. Said after the law she pretty much stopped making money. Think January 18th is the last day they are open.

I must ask... who is she if you don't mind...
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My sister-in-law works at dj's. Said after the law she pretty much stopped making money. Think January 18th is the last day they are open.
Im pretty sure I heard someone say the 15th Im not sure though
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I haven't been to a titty club since the law passed.... is it even worth going anymore?
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my pick is definitely Bonita Flats... $2 drinks and $10 dances...

What are yours?...

I used to love diamond joes but it's closing and well since the law passed it sucks...

I'm with you.. Bonita Flats wins hands down.

Customer appreciation night is pretty good, half-price drinks/dances.
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What's the new law? (not from here)
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Vegas titty bars suck compared to Bazooka's so far .... The one time I went there EVERY chick was hot. Then again, that was almost 4 years ago.
What about Spearmint Rhino.
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bonita's for sure.

i remember when i first moved to KC a large group of KCSR folk went to bazookas, i think? man that was a long time ago. i think you were with us Luke?

anyways, i've had a blast a bonita's several times. i have some great stories from that place.

however, i have better stories from some of my florida strip club experiences.

the best - a guy i was with was eating out a stripper in the back room and she squirted all over him.
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Bonita's for sure... Great prices, cute girls, most of them are a lot of fun to chill with.

My buddy actually had one of the girls that was sitting with us find him on X-Box live and gave him her number

Not to mention all the stripper on girl customer/girl customer on girl customer action that went down last time I was there I think they were about one more visit from the bouncer away from being thrown out.
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bonita's for sure.

the best - a guy i was with was eating out a stripper in the back room and she squirted all over him.
I bet he was the first of the night to touch her pit of darkness.
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no, he was the last. it was when i first moved down here i was out with a co-worker. he won $1200 at casino so we went to strip club. he was a weird dude. he gave me 1/2 the money and i had a BLAST!

he went in the back room for what seemed like forever. the lights came on at 2am and he walked out with some jamacian girl.

we split and he's like dude, smell my arm. i gagged. then i saw his khakis were all dark in places from the fluid. gag.
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no, he was the last. it was when i first moved down here i was out with a co-worker. he won $1200 at casino so we went to strip club. he was a weird dude. he gave me 1/2 the money and i had a BLAST!

he went in the back room for what seemed like forever. the lights came on at 2am and he walked out with some jamacian girl.

we split and he's like dude, smell my arm. i gagged. then i saw his khakis were all dark in places from the fluid. gag.
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one of the other great SOFL strip club stories i have was when my coworker who lives in KC was down here a couple years ago.

three of us went out to a bar and i saw a smoking hot girl walk in wearing a yellow tight polo and jeans - very midwest looking. amazingly hot. no big deal, we leave.

we go to the strip club 5 minutes away which has since been shut down for cocaine sales and prostitution.

we were in there for 20 minutes or so and guess who walks in with a couple other random girls, miss yellow shirt.

another 30 minutes goes by and she gets pulled up onto stage. shirt taken off (not against her will), bra removed, strippers licking and sucking her tits.

it was so amazing.

next thing i knew a stripper my friend knew was celebrating her birthday next to us. another stripper came over and started eating her out right next to us.
sounds fake - it's not. no reason to make it up - plus - i have witnesses.
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Pure...no affilate with my name at all! but it helps my friend works there so he hooks us up! lol

but other than that LUKE hit me up sometime i might go with ya!
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one of the other great SOFL strip club stories i have was when my coworker who lives in KC was down here a couple years ago.

three of us went out to a bar and i saw a smoking hot girl walk in wearing a yellow tight polo and jeans - very midwest looking. amazingly hot. no big deal, we leave.

we go to the strip club 5 minutes away which has since been shut down for cocaine sales and prostitution.

we were in there for 20 minutes or so and guess who walks in with a couple other random girls, miss yellow shirt.

another 30 minutes goes by and she gets pulled up onto stage. shirt taken off (not against her will), bra removed, strippers licking and sucking her tits.

it was so amazing.

next thing i knew a stripper my friend knew was celebrating her birthday next to us. another stripper came over and started eating her out right next to us.
sounds fake - it's not. no reason to make it up - plus - i have witnesses.
lol, sounds like what happened at bonitas... just add yourself joining yellow shirt and one of her friends + a stripper in a lap dance doing the same stuff that happened on stage + a finger bang.
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